Yahoo! Answers: I Smoke Pot. How Long till I Can Pass Drug Test?
November 27th, 2006 by ddetox
I smoke about two joints a day for the last three mounths. Please, advise on how to pass drug test. If I quite know?
Best Answer:
Contrary to popular belief marijauna does NOT kill brain cells and if ingested properly via a vaporizer is much safer than alcohol. Smoke it up dude, I have for 15 years everyday, make over 100k a year and have beaten over a dozen drug tests. They have no right looking at your pee and the evidence that drug testing is at all beneficial to the “war” on drugs or safety in the workplace is suspect at best. Free will anyone? I won’t pontificate anymore like the other Puritanical prudes choose to do. 99% probability that your test will be urine, hair follicle and blood tests are rare and expensive and would you really want to to work for someone who goes through such lengths to invade your privacy anyways?
Go to you nearest head shop, buy some synthetic urine. Heat it up to the temp range, 90-100 degrees then stuff it in your drawers to keep it toasty. When you go into the sinkless bathroom to pee in the jug whip it out and quietly pour it in the receptacle. Place said synthetic urine container, now empty, back in your drawers and hand the sample to the nice fascist, I mean lab monkey administering the test. I have done this time and time again and it never fails. Its my way of sticking it to the man. Or am I the man? Gee I can’t remember or figure it out because the devil weed has killed all my brain cells, made me fat, sterile, crazy, mean, evil etc.. NOT!!!
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